Peach Illustrated (Sept 23)

Each week Sports Illustrated asks several sports figures random questions in a section call "The Pop Culture Grid." This week SI questioned Eagles WR Donte Stallworth, A's OF Mark Kotsay, Bengals DE Justin Smith and Jets CB Andre Dyson on six topics. Here are what my answers would have been if the editors of SI had bothered to ask me...

1. First thing you watch on TV in the morning?

Usually Elmo



2. Favorite cartoon character?

Lefty Smurf or Flint from G.I.Joe (flip a coin)



3. Food you absolutely refuse to eat?

Any vegetable (besides corn or green beans)



4. Age you had your first kiss?

13



5. What's sore today?

Better question is...what's not sore today?



6. Beyonce is...

Just another overrated person in the "Pop Culture" world