Saturday, September 23, 2006

Bet on it! - Week 3

...looks like week 1 was a fluke -- went 1-2 in week 2...but still 4-2 on the year so you would be up in monoploy money if you had put something on the games...

...I will select three "bet on it" games that if (and this is only a hypothetical "if" of course) you put a little friendly wager on...well, you get the idea!

1. Buf VS NYJ (@ Buf) - Buf by 5 1/2

**Take NYJ and the points**

2. Over/Under in the Det VS GB (@ Det) game is 39

**Take the over**

3. Mia VS Tenn (@ Mia) - Miami by 11

**Take Tenn and the points**

Friday, September 22, 2006

Peach Illustrated (Sept 23)

Each week Sports Illustrated asks several sports figures random questions in a section call "The Pop Culture Grid." This week SI questioned Eagles WR Donte Stallworth, A's OF Mark Kotsay, Bengals DE Justin Smith and Jets CB Andre Dyson on six topics. Here are what my answers would have been if the editors of SI had bothered to ask me...

1. First thing you watch on TV in the morning?

Usually Elmo



2. Favorite cartoon character?

Lefty Smurf or Flint from G.I.Joe (flip a coin)



3. Food you absolutely refuse to eat?

Any vegetable (besides corn or green beans)



4. Age you had your first kiss?

13



5. What's sore today?

Better question is...what's not sore today?



6. Beyonce is...

Just another overrated person in the "Pop Culture" world

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Bet on it! - Week 2

Hey! - 3 for 3 last week...maybe I found my calling in life! - let's see if it was a fluke...

...I will select three "bet on it" games that if (and this is only a hypothetical "if" of course) you put a little friendly wager on...well, you get the idea!

1. Den VS K.C. (at Den)- Denver is favored by 10 1/2...

**Take K.C. and the points***

2. Over/Under of the Chi VS Det Game is 32...

***Take the Under***

3. Car VS Minn (at Minn) - Pick'em

**Take Carolina***

Friday, September 15, 2006

Peach Illustrated (September 15)

...Ask and ye shall receive...Scott, from The Kamikaze Newsletter, thought that it might be a cool idea if I were to respond to the questions asked by Sports Illustrated - to several sports figures...just to see how similiar/different our answers might be...so here goes nothing...

Each week Sports Illustrated asks several sports figures random questions in a section called "The Pop Culture Grid." This week SI questioned Denver Broncos def. back John Lynch, L.A. Dodgers pitcher Chad Billingsly, S.D. Chargers TE Antonio Gates (2004-present - Fantasy Football Pietsch Creamer), and Detroit Tigers CF Curtis Granderson on six topics, but they failed to ask me! Here are what my answers would've been if the editors of SI had bothered to ask...


Who should play you in a movie of your life?

A cross between George Costanza and Matt Damon

Season premiere I'm looking forward to?

24

Favorite movie catchphrase?

"What was that...a slider?"
(Major League)

Name of fantasy team?

*Pietsch Creamers (football)
*Mackinaw Peaches (football)
*The Dogpound (football)
*Pietsch Pits (baseball)
(yes, I am in too many leagues - and that is only half of them)

Last CD you bought or downloaded?

Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd

Pluto is...?

...a planet!!! What are supposed to do now?...My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine ????

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Bet on it!

A new section for my blog every Saturday night...I will select three "bet on it" games that if (and this is only a hypothetical "if" of course) you put a little friendly wager on...well, you get the idea!

1. Cin VS K.C. (at K.C.) - K.C. is favored by 2...
**Take Cin +2**


2. Over/Under of the Chi VS GB Game is 35...
**take the under**


3. S.D. VS Oak (at Oak) - S.D. is favored by 2 1/2...
**take S.D. - 2 1/2**

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Driving Nude?

FOXSports.com Posted: 2 hours ago

Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen has encountered legal trouble for, among other things, allegedly driving without clothes.
According to a report in Wednesday's Detroit Free Press, Cullen, who was hired by first-year head coach Rod Marinelli to coach the team's defensive line, has been arrested twice in the past two weeks.
The first arrest, on Aug. 24, was for alleged indecent and obscene conduct. The second, on Sept. 1, was for alleged drunk driving. Both occurred in Dearborn, MI.
Cullen did not respond to a Free Press reporter's request for a comment, but later issued a statement through the team. "I would like to apologize to the Detroit Lions organization, our fans, my family and friends for any embarrassment these incidents have caused. These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won't happen again."
In the nude-driving incident, the description on the police ticket read "driving on a public street without any clothes on. (NUDE)." In the drunk-driving incident, Cullen's blood-alcohol level was reportedly 0.12, above the Michigan legal limit of .08.
Cullen has coached at the collegiate level at Illinois, Indiana, Memphis, Mississippi, Richmond, Louisiana State, and Massachusetts. He was fired from the Mississippi gig after an alcohol-related incident at a restaurant.
"We are obviously very disappointed," said Lions president Matt Millen. "These are very serious matters that will be handled sternly and appropriately by our organization. Coach Cullen requested immediate help in seeking treatment. That assistance has been provided and a comprehensive, private program has been established for him."

What's up with this? - you know how many possible jokes will come from this one? --this ought to be good!